Bookworm Student Has Book Confiscated, Master Plan Springs Into Action

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    Rectangle - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/chicken_up_ur_nuggs · 8d 1 11 3 4 4 Take away my book? That's okay! So this all took place in the fifth grade. I was the type of kid who preferred books to other people, and I would literally sneak into the library and hide during recess so I could read.
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    Font - I was reading Lord of the Rings for the first time which was easily the most difficult novel I had read up to that point. Because it was such a massive book, I hated carrying it back and forth to school because my backpack already weighed a ton from my textbooks. Also I was 9 and pretty lazy lol. Fortunately, I owned the same copy of the book they had at the school library so I would just remember which page I left off on. This eliminated the need to carry it back and forth from school.
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    Font - I would often get in trouble for reading under my desk during class and I had upwards of 40 books confiscated throughout the school year. It drove my teacher NUTS. One day, I was reading Lord of the Rings under my desk as was my routine. As per usual, the teacher took it away. But then I realized, I had forgotten my master plan that morning and had accidentally brought my copy from home and it was currently in my back pack hanging from the back of my chair. As quietly as I could, I pull i
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    Font - Inevitably, 10 minutes later, the teacher comes to take away my book. Upon seeing the cover, he does a double take, walks back to his desk without a word and holds the two copies side by side with THE MOST befuddled look I had ever seen on an adults face before. Being 9, and a menace, I burst out laughing. Teacher looks back at me and also starts laughing. It took him a full 5 minutes to compose himself he was DYING laughing with me while the rest of the class looked on none the wiser.
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    Font - Over a decade later, I was working as a hostess in a restaurant and the teacher came in. He recognized my face immediately but couldn't remember my name. He only knew me as "the book worm girl." Apparently he still tells that story every time he gets the opportunity. 3.2k 131 1, Share

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